"
swearing is unattractive
I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off
"
- @sexual-texts (via sexual-texts)
(via animalsnaps)
bitchycode:
I whisper “what the fuck” to myself 50 times a day
(via childs-play0)
"Go for someone who is not only proud to have you, but will also take every risk just to be with you."
- Unknown (via ohteenscanrelate)
(Source: ohteenscanrelate, via rose--goldenn)
"It makes me sad waking up alone when there’s someone willing to wake up with me"
- 3 am thoughts (via suspend)
(via giggle)
if countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed